MTV sucks

Well I had yet to catch the full version of the MTV Movie Awards, which is surprising since they run it about 5 times a day which is still about 100 times less air time than Michael Jackson is getting these days. Everytime I cut it on I felt like I was watching some Mean Girls reunion show.. which by the way I DO NOT OWN just to clear that up. Lindsay Lohan might also become the first human being to disintegrate into thin air.. her, Mary Kate, Nicole Ritchie, and Calista Flockhart would make an excellent espionage team. I mean that is 4 people with the combined weight of a Great Dane. They would put ninjas to shame. However they would have to be careful of windy conditions or anything like that b/c anything over a 2mph gust could potentially carry all of them into another time zone.


Lindsay Lohan shopping with Paris Hilton buying shirts that say 'Skinny Bitch'.. no bs, google it and you'll see.

Anyway back to me watching the Awards Show. The Jimmy Fallon commercial impersonating Chris Rock had me rollin' on the ground everytime so I had high expectations to begin with. The main reason I was watching though was to watch Nine Inch Nails bring the house down. So I'm watching, and watching, and watching, 2 hours of watching and bam the show ends. No NIN!?! What I do get subjected to though is Eminem singing some song about how hot girls' asses are (I don't know if he's been poppin an excessive amount of purple pills or he's gettin pussy whipped by some chick but man his new songs blow) and Dave Grohl screaming in his mind-numbing monotone voice about a bully getting the best of him on the playground at his elementary school for 50 year old men. Stick to drumming man - Foo Fighters 'prime' ended with Walking After You. So I'm waiting for some huge encore with Trent Reznor appearing, but nope, I knew once they cut to Suchin Pach that the show , and possibly my life, was over. So I immediately googled that shit to figure out what the deuce was up...

Turns out NIN refused to appear at the show. They wanted to display a picture of Dubya in the background during their performance but MTV told them that it was WAY too political and they couldn't do it. WTF?!?!?! Ha now this is coming from a station that was all about politics like ummm about 6 months ago. Whatever happened to Vote or Die (by the hands of P. Diddy's gangsta playa posse), or having both Kerry's and Bush's daughters speak at the MTV Music Awards. This is a station where last night I watched back to back episodes of gay and lesbian versions of Room Raiders. Where it is supposedly the only channel on TV that promotes 'freedom of speech', but a picture of George Bush, nope way too political - DENIED. I think MTV was actually afraid of having good music being shown. They didn't think their targeted 12 year old demographic could process it. I mean NIN is definitely no Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, or even Hilary Duff for that matter. Nine Inch Nails actually uses more than 3 chords in their music, in fact they actually PLAY their instruments - what a concept. Apparently too much of a concept for the bastards at MTV.

On a much happier note I'm now officially the King of Summer School with my 99.2 average in MGMT 466 and 108 average in MUSC 201 (both 2nd highest in the class). Apparently my mind is at its best when I hear something everyday. July is also looking good with all my vacations I have planned plus not to mention I'm getting a visitor next week again :). Also every ounce of drama from my life has been exterminated which is something I should have done a long time ago but anyway I promised myself I would never get too personal on here so I'm gonna stop myself now before I get outta control *crack*. Peace out Chickenheads