Muah

So I've been saying I was going to do this for a while and I finally caved in I'm sure much to the delight of my fanbase, which of course is 5 times greater than the combined populations of India and China. I don't even know what I'm going to write about or how often I'm even going to write something, so don't get all bent about it if there's not something here every 30 minutes you check it - and I know some of you will.

For once in my life I finally made an excellent intuitive decision, even though it was a small one. I switched MGMT 466 sections from a class with 6 quizzes, 1 group presentation, 4 group papers, 3 tests, and a participation grade to another section with 8 quizzes, 4 case studies, and ohhh yeah THAT'S IT. Usually it would be me switching out of the easy section into the preparatory 4 week rape course. I'm also taking MUSC201 which is the equivalent to playing duck, duck, goose in preschool class. The teacher made us sing row, row, row your boat in a round OUT LOUD the first day of class. Yeah, try having that one in your head all day - I had to immediately come home and blast some Rob Zombie to counteract the damage:
Do it baby, Do it baby Burn like an animal.
Dig through the ditches
And Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula!

She also made us practice conducting and we also had to sing that really annoying do re mi thing that my Mom loves so much from either Mary Poppin's or The Sound of Music (both are on the same scale of evil in my book). I finally have the name of the guy who came up with that series of word fucks and his name is Guido. Lucky for him he died in the 9th century because if he was still alive, he would be screaming his last words soon enough.. la ti DOH!

One thing I am pretty disappointed about this semester is the lack of hotness in my classes. Usually that is about the only thing that puts my ass in class on a daily basis. But I suppose it could be worse, I could be an engineering major. Even worse an ag major, and trust me I have walked by a few of those and you can always tell it's an ag class because it just has that 'I got up at 6 in the morning and put out hay for the horses' kind of smell. Not to mention the fact that it looks like most of the livestock decided to tag along with em to class.

On a postive note the Astros have actually won 2 series in a row as the Hunt for Dead October continues. They even scored FOUR runs yesterday which has upped their runs per game from like 0.4 (0.00000005 when Clemens pitches) to like 0.41. Oswalt owns the Reds though.. Griffey comes up to bat and Oswalt lets out a "Bitch, please!" and makes Griffey look like a 2 year old kid trying to hit a pinata 6 feet in the air blindfolded. He even set a major league record for most wins without a loss against a team, 14.0 to be exact. All good things must come to an end though.. the Cardinals are coming into town this weekend so expect me to be hurling objects and dirty words around the room once again. And Drayton McLane, you never did send me that baseball cap that you promised, and you didn't put forth the cahunas to put together a championship team like you also promised this year. Just keep that all in mind when you get a spitwad to the back of the head with a big FU on it at one of the games this year.

Alright thats enough BS for now... peace out playas